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Dirty Rush Will Be The Craziest Sorority Book You’ve Ever Read, Promise

Dirty Rush

There are two types of sorority girls. There are the tryhards girls whose entire lives are about becoming human embodiments of class. They’re pageant girls and debutantes aspiring to become fourth generation homemakers who throw events for charities they’ll never know anything about. They keep their legs closed, their pinkies up, and their social media accounts as clean as their noses. They only drink what they can handle…which is only wine, only out of a glass, and only in quantities that won’t dishonor their families.

This book is not about those girls.

Taylor Bell is a college freshman, who, like many freshmen girls is skeptical about Greek Life. She’s a legacy and just “isn’t like” her sister, and her mother, and her grandmother, and all the other sorority girls. But somehow, the bigness of it all (or the fact that she’s dirty rushed like a MFer) sucks her in. Taylor was expecting sorority life to be a drunken haze of drama, boys, drugs, parties, hazing, hookups, and CRAZY bitches all to be kept under wraps while keeping up appearances. What she got from her Beta Zeta sisters was so much more intense than that. Through her hilarious, but seriously fucking insane experiences in her first year as a sorority girl, though, she learns to kind of love it.

You can check out “Tequila, Lime Juice, and Adderall,” Chapter One of Dirty Rush, the most insane sorority story you’ll ever read now. The dirty funny, dirty sexy, and dirty dirty book will be officially released on January 13, but you can preorder now at dirtyrushbook.com.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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