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Britney Spears And Melissa Joan Hart Reunite In Vegas, Look Like Hot Messes

Britney Spears And Melissa Joan Hart Reunite In Vegas, Look Like Hot Messes

I normally don’t feel bad for celebrities, because for the most part, I feel like they bring their “tragedies” upon themselves. Oh, the paparazzi won’t stop taking your picture? Maybe you shouldn’t have leaked a sex tape. You hate how people are talking about how ugly your kids are? Perhaps you shouldn’t have agreed to put them on the cover of People. Your rehab center in Maui wouldn’t let you use your cellphone? Well, if you hadn’t gotten drunk and tweeted about your manager being a racist, you wouldn’t be in this situation, now would you?

Like I said. Celebrities loveeeeee to cry victim, but really, 99.99 percent of their problems are typically self-inflicted. They love the attention, they love the pills, and despite what they say, they love the paparazzi photos that keep them relevant.

If there’s one celebrity who I really don’t think deserves all the shit that’s happened to her, though, it would be Britney Spears. Poor Britney Jean (or the “trailer park zombie” as she is affectionately known in my house) never really had a shot at normalcy. She was thrust into fame as a child, propelled into being a sex symbol as a teenager, and, as a result, was pretty much just catapulted into being a full-fledged crazy person as an adult. After a tumultuous last few years that included shaving her head and losing the right to make any personal, financial, or legal decisions on her own, Britney Jean is now rumored to be on so many uppers and downers that girlfriend doesn’t even know which way is up. Case and point, the following photo:

From the looks of it, Britney has no idea who the eff she is standing next to. It’s as if no one thought to add “By the way, this nice lady is Melissa Joan Hart! You might remember her as “Sabrina The Teenage Witch.” She also starred in your music video for “(You Drive Me) Crazy” after they handed her a nice, big bowl of pills and told her to “look alive” in the photo. Poor, Britney. And while we’re at it, Poor Melissa, too.

[via Refinery 29]

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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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