I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I for one have found it definitively weird that the world’s most attractive couple haven’t told us the name of their daughter for like two months. I have a lot of questions for them. Does she even exist? How did her name not get out if you have an entire entourage around you both 24/7? The latter leads me to believe they named her just recently when Us Weekly finally found out the girl’s name which is…
Really? Ines? Why was that so hard to tell us all? With the sort of suspense you were building up I thought her name would be something tied to the promotion of a movie.
“We named our second daughter Wolverine who is CONFIRMED to appear in Deadpool 2 coming out in 2018! Be sure to check it out!”
Would not be surprised if Marvel made them sell the naming rights to their second born for a promotional stunt. But congrats Blake and Ryan? I don’t quite know what to say to the couple. So, I’ll address little Ines here. Congratulations you are finally a person. No longer will you be referred to as the “second daughter.” I know that feeling, and it sucks, and I at least had a name.
The whole family made their first appearance as a whole on December 15th to honor Ryan’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and they were beautiful.
In Ryan’s speech, he gave us another moment where we wish he was our husband.
“I want to thank my wife, Blake, who is sitting right there, who is everything to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You make everything better. You make everything in my life better. You’ve given me two of the most incredible children I’ve ever hoped to have.”
I’m not crying, you’re crying..
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