Amy Schumer Buys Her Family’s Farm Back For Her Dad


Schume-dog, you are so cute.

Back when she was only twelve, her father got sick, and her family lost everything, including their farm. As someone from the north east, I didn’t actually know there were farms on Long Island, but that’s not the point. As she’s finally stacked enough paper to to sit pretty, she got her dad a really sweet Christmas present this year, and bought the family’s farm back.

Here’s his reaction to her telling him.

Today I bought my father's farm back.

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

And the best part is Amy being a little brat as a kid, threatening leaving her father — a sentiment that I could relate to as a child, and now as an adult with every boyfriend I have. Similarly, when I threaten “I’m leaving,” their reaction is also generally “okay, bye.”

Love when crass people surprise you with a sweet side.

Image via Feature Flash Photo Agency | Shutterstock

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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