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Albany Pi Kapp Arrested For Peeing On A Cop

Albany Pi Kapp Arrested For Peeing On A Cop

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on, as I always say. Just ask the cop who arrested a 19-year-old Albany Pi Kapp this weekend.

This Sunday, an off-campus chapter of Pi Kappa Phi was hosting an EPIC RAGER, I’m sure, when the cops were called. At around 3:20am, the Albany PD arrived to find people consuming alcohol inside and outside of the Pi Kapp house. As there was reportedly a “loud commotion,” officers attempted to break the party up, but Noah McCall had other plans.

Whether it was in a fit of rage, or complete drunken oblivion, McCall whipped out his dick and gave the officer standing below a golden shower. He PEED on the cop’s FACE. In addition to being pretty ticked, the cop had to receive treatment for “bodily fluid exposure.” (I know the next line I’m using to get a guy to use a condy.) The student was immediately arrested and charged with reckless assault — and as you guessed, they were zero percent lenient about the use of the minor’s fake ID.

Normally, you don’t wish to seriously fuck with a cop until after you’re arrested, but at least McCall knows he pulled some sort of power move on the man who arrested him.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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