A Bear Walks Into A Bar (No Seriously)

You know that one time you got so fucked up at a bar that you didn’t notice the 300lb bear dancing next to you? Yeah, me neither, but for a few drunken Coloradans, that actually happened.

On Thursday, July 18th, at around 9pm, a bear seriously walked into a bar in Estes Park, Colorado. The local watering hole, Lonigan’s Bar, apparently doesn’t have air conditioning so the place keeps it’s backdoor open (there’s a joke in there somewhere).

Anyway, the bear strolled in, looked around, and then walked out a few minutes later. AND NO ONE FUCKING NOTICED. It wasn’t until the next morning when the owner, David Callahan, was reviewing the surveillance footage that he realized his patrons had been bumping and grinding next to a black bear.

Luckily, no one was injured…because you know, everyone was too drunk to even acknowledge he was there. I don’t know what this says about the drinking habits of people in Colorado, but I do know that whatever it is, I am in full support.

Lonigan’s Bar, I’m coming for you.

[via Huffington Post]

Image via Moldy Chum


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Catie Warren

From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email:

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