7 Realistic Cards You Wish You Could Buy This Valentine’s Day

As I perused the Valentine’s Day Card aisle the other night in search of the perfect V-Day card for my boyfriend mom, I noticed something: not a single one of the cards that are meant for “lovers” is something I would actually send to a guy. I mean, “I’ll love you forever and always” is more likely to make him run for the hills than put a ring on my finger. And never mind the cheesy “friendship” ones us ladies like to send to each other so we can at least say we got a Valentine. I love my ladies, but let’s leave the corny quotes to Instagram, shall we? So in the interest of making Valentine’s Day a little more realistic, how about the greeting card companies start selling some cards like these?








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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at

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