39 Loud Girl Problems

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You can’t mistake a loud girl. You know she is there, and if you don’t, she’ll let you know. Being a loud girl is fun. People know you, you are often the center of attention, and you bring life to otherwise quiet situations. But being a loud girl isn’t always as easy as it seems.

  1. Everyone knows your business.
  2. Because they can hear you talking about it.
  3. People in restaurants have requested to move tables away from you.
  4. Your neighbors give you disappointed scowls whenever they see you.
  5. It’s not your fault the walls are paper thin.
  6. You have gotten dizzy in the middle of a sentence from talking so loud.
  7. Other people have to remind you how far away from them you are.
  8. “I’m sitting right here, you don’t have to shout.”
  9. Your boisterous voice is accompanied by flaring hand movements.
  10. When you stop talking, you realize how quiet the room is without you.
  11. You’re a screamer.
  12. Not in the way the term is usually used.
  13. But also in that way too.
  14. You don’t know what it’s like to have secrets.
  15. Or keep them (sry).
  16. You have to be careful who you shit talk, because you never know who is within a 30 ft radius.
  17. The only time you got in trouble in school was for talking.
  18. You always win superlatives at formal.
  19. “Most Likely To Be Heard Before Seen.”
  20. “Most Memorable Laugh” (it’s just the loudest).
  21. “Loudest Sister.”
  22. You are a shoe-in for Recruitment Chair.
  23. Mainly because you are the only person who is loud enough to control everyone at once.
  24. You’re a hugger.
  25. Because shrieking at the sight of someone isn’t enough to show your true excitement.
  26. Or sometimes, fake excitement.
  27. Let’s be real, you’re not that excited to see most people.
  28. When you walk into the library, people audibly sigh in disappointment.
  29. And there are definitely snaps taken of you with the caption “this bitch will NOT shut up.”
  30. You are used to people staring at you.
  31. Mainly because they are hoping their dagger eyes will quiet you down.
  32. Joke’s on them, you thrive off of attention!
  33. When you are quiet, people are concerned.
  34. “Are you mad at me?”
  35. “Is something wrong?”
  36. “Are you sure you’re ok?”
  37. No, you’re just not talking for once.
  38. You know the bouncer and bartender at every bar.
  39. Not by their choice, it’s impossible to not know you. *hair flip*.

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Ali Hin

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to or by smoke signal.

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