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34 Dream Jobs I’d Drop Out Of College For

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Mama always said I could be anything I wanted to be, so when I grow up, I want to be:

  1. An ice cream tester.
  2. A judge on “Chopped.”
  3. A professional beer pong player.
  4. The host of “The Price is Right.”
  5. A chocolate connoisseur.
  6. A professional bed tester.
  7. A whiskey ambassador.
  8. A cat.
  9. A professor at Hogwarts.
  10. Blake Lively.
  11. The Queen of Genovia.
  12. The person who names OPI nail polishes.
  13. Leonardo DiCaprio’s wife.
  14. A stormchaser.
  15. A Pintrester.
  16. A professional nap taker.
  17. A glass blower on the island of Murano.
  18. A professional bar crawler.
  19. A dog behavior consultant.
  20. A time traveler.
  21. A dolphin trainer.
  22. A spin instructor at a resort in Riviera Maya, Mexico.
  23. Daenerys Targaryen.
  24. A professional event attendee.
  25. A tour manager for the first band in space (preferably Proto Zoa).
  26. A mermaid.
  27. Beyoncé.
  28. Catwoman.
  29. The winner of “Iron Chef.”
  30. A tour guide at Jurassic Park (before it got shut down and people got eaten).
  31. A beta tester for all Apple products.
  32. A stained glass artist living on the beach.
  33. A fairy in “FernGully.”
  34. A wine taster.

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Hakuna Moscato

Hakuna Moscato (@HakunaMoscato) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. and Post Grad Problems. A born and raised Maryland girl, she's obsessed with the Baltimore Ravens, Old Bay, and anything that has the Maryland flag pattern on it. She's a newly retired student-athlete and sorority girl, but not quite ready to call herself an adult, especially since she still has to be carried out of bars. With a Long Island in hand, she's ready for whatever life is throwing her way. Maybe.

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