26 Things All F*ckboys Say

Things boys say

As 2015 comes to a close, us girls hope that the f*ckboy era ends with it. Though that is highly unlikely, we can dream can’t we? In light of this time of guys who think the world revolves around them (and their penises), here are some documented things these “men” have actually said. Read at your own risk.

  1. “You dtf?”
  2. “Will you do rush boobs?”
  3. “What about rush ass?”
  4. “Your hot.”
    sent via Tinder, A+ grammar and all.
  5. “I’m busy.”
  6. “Hold my beer.”
  7. “Do you want to listen to slow Drake or fast Drake?”
  8. “You’re on birth control, right?”
  9. “So I don’t need to use a condom?”
  10. “If you’re not going to have sex with me you should probably just leave.”
  11. “How about you come here and perform CPR on me.”
  12. “Just come over for 20 minutes, it won’t take that long.”
  13. *2:35 am* “Wyd?”
  14. “In the words of Big Sean, I don’t fuck with you.”
  15. “Chill.”
  16. “Booty pics?”
  17. “I promise I won’t show anyone.”
  18. “You wanna Netflix and chill?”
  19. “You talk too much.”
  20. “Nah, I don’t talk to my ex.”
  21. “Ay shawty, what dat mouth do?”
  22. “I can’t think of one person who wouldn’t want to have sex with me, I’m a catch.”
  23. “I can just pull out”
  24. “It’s getting late and I’m so tired. When are you going home?”
  25. “Can’t you just walk to my apartment?”
  26. “Bro, do you even lift?”

Ugh. So handsome and sweet, aren’t they?

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