24 Reasons Why I’m Thankful The One Piece Is Back


  1. That awkward trail of hair underneath your belly button that no one talks about is no longer an issue.
  2. You can run around the beach and not even have to think about that belly jiggle.
  3. Snacks, snacks, more snacks.
  4. Sure, I’ll take a second sugar filled piña colada! Why not?!
  5. You don’t look like a lazy couch potato, but instead people think you’re trendy.
  6. You can be trendy AND lazy.
  7. Guys like them now? That’s a bonus.
  8. Your mom approves.
  9. Heck, even your grandma approves.
  10. Your mom’s hand-me-downs finally come in handy.
  11. You can sit down without a care in the world.
  12. Stomach rolls? Under this? Of course not.
  13. Back rolls?! That’s a thing? I definitely don’t have them.
  14. You very well could have abs under there. Who’s to say?
  15. It looks just as good when you’re “morning skinny” as it does at the end of the day.
  16. It could double as a bodysuit for a nighttime outfit.
  17. You don’t have to worry about it coming off on a water slide.
  18. Or when you get unexpectingly hit by a wave, mooning everyone.
  19. Your underboob isn’t going to make a surprise appearance.
  20. Less FaceTune-ing required.
  21. You can suck in an unreasonable amount without it being obvious.
  22. Wave goodbye to your worries of those knots and bows coming untied.
  23. See you never, plumber’s crack!
  24. The world is just a happier, more carefree place.

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Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email:

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