First and foremost, if you are still confused about the Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift drama that went down last night, you need to update yourself and read about the whole thing here. Up to date? Good.
Secondly, I will not deny the fact that I despise Taylor Swift and always have, so the following selected tweets may be slightly or entirely biased. But they’re funny either way.
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) July 18, 2016
I wonder if Taylor Swift made that surprised face she always makes when her fans applaud after she performs at one of her concerts.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 18, 2016
Is anybody else thinking of the people who went to sleep at 10pm and have no idea this is happening? I feel like we should wake them up
— carly aquilino (@carlyaquilino) July 18, 2016
@KimKardashian girl what do you have on trump do him next
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) July 18, 2016
That moment when Kim breaks the Internet with her clothes on #KimExposedTaylorParty
— S. (@lmaosimon) July 18, 2016
— mya (@NlALLPAJERO) July 18, 2016
— 1D Beards ❤️⚓️ (@1D_Beards) July 18, 2016
People hating Taylor Swift is my heroin
— Katie Pisarcik (@KatiePisarcik) July 18, 2016
When Kim K ends your whole career pic.twitter.com/GOGuyBLV1e
— Brendan Kennealy (@BKennealy4) July 18, 2016
trump weighing in on taylor v kim https://t.co/SpoIgNqKPu
— Jemima Skelley (@jemimaskelley) July 18, 2016
— (Bee·yon·say) (@beyheels) July 18, 2016
Kim Kardashian was only 35 years old when she exposed Taylor Swift https://t.co/pLHV5m5115
— Hooper's Heaven (@HoopingHeaven) July 18, 2016
— BMB (@Benoo_Brown) July 18, 2016
— Chart Flops (@chartflops) July 18, 2016
We lost so many celebrities in 2016. Prince, Ali, David Bowie, and now Taylor Swift. 😞
— Myleeza (@MyleezaKardash) July 18, 2016
good night everyone except taylor swift
— ️ (@shedissinme) July 18, 2016
KIM KARDASHIAN'S SNAPCHAT RIGHT NOW IS MY GENERATION'S MOON LANDING
— Brodie Lancaster (@brodielancaster) July 18, 2016
A good way to feel like a jackass is to try to explain this Taylor Swift thing to a person who doesn't internet
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) July 18, 2016
Swiftie: you're being mean to Taylor. She has feelings too. She didn't ask for this.
— Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) July 18, 2016
I'm starting to miss taylor and Kim's friendship 🙁 pic.twitter.com/ze6d1fKcBy
— derrick (@StoneColdDeluxe) July 18, 2016
Kim: and then I'll release it later so we get even more attention
Taylor: ok I'm cool with that too
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) July 18, 2016
Yeah. I put my own tweet in there. What are you gonna do about it?.
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at email@example.com