20 Away Messages You Totally Had Back in 2004

So I, like many of you, have discovered my new favorite follow on Twitter: @YourAwayMessage. Such a simple, yet brilliant concept, highlighting how ridiculous we all were back in the days of AIM. I think I literally had every single one of these as my away message at some point in my life and I die every time they tweet at how ridiculous and immature we all were back in the day, chronically sending not-so-subliminal messages to the boy we liked, or updating the world on exactly what we were doing in order to seem relevant. Which is really different from what we do on Twitter now…………. No, but really it’s different. These are my 20 favorite tweets away messages so far.


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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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