20 Annoying Things Guys Do On Social Media

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Girls are obnoxious on social media. My retinas may detach from the number of times I roll my eyes while scrolling through my Instagram or Twitter timeline. As a people, we are insufferable. But it turns out, guys are just as annoying as girls are, only it’s in different ways.

  1. Posting 87 second Snapchat stories that are clips of the TV show that they are watching.
    It’s no more entertaining than the 87 seconds of us scream-singing in bars.
  2. Constantly retweeting sports videos.
    Who even watches them besides you?
  3. Or only tweeting vague references to the game that’s on.
    “CMON!!!” tweeted right after I ask you to take me on a date WILL be taken the wrong way.
  4. Making their car their profile picture.
    Oh wow, is your cousin Optimus Prime?
  5. Posting pictures holding carcases.
    The girls who are attracted to that kind of bullshit won’t exactly be catches themselves.
  6. Still posting pictures from their high school glory days.
    I don’t care if it’s #TBT, it’s your seventh in a row and we all know that you’ve packed on some serious weight since you were a teenager.
  7. Posting videos of themselves lifting.
    Honestly, it could be 40 pounds or 300 pounds and I would not be able to tell the difference.
  8. Mirror selfies.
    They invented a front camera YEARS ago.
  9. “Penalty Kick” Pose
    The hands-in-front-straight-face is the skinny arm of the male population.
  10. Jackass Twitter replies to the girl they’re trying to bang.
    You’re just embarrassing yourself.
  11. Only having four profile pictures, three of which he has braces in.
    I‘m trying to avoid the awkward “I promise he’s cute” convo when I’m showing you to my friends.
  12. 12. Retweeting meninist tweets.
    It’s like, are you TRYING to be single forever???
  13. Commenting engagement ring emojis on pictures of famous girls with big butts.
    LMK when that actually works out for you.
  14. Tweeting Rap Lyrics With Every Word Capitalized.
    It must take way longer to type when you have to do that.
  15. Subtweeting.
    @ me next time, bro.
  16. Lame GoPro videos.
    Your buddy slow-mo front flipping into the pool in your backyard with trap music in the background is the opposite of tight. NF.
  17. Reply chugs.
    It just reminds me of babies drinking out of bottles and it freaks me out.
  18. Monthaversaries.
    Do we really live in a time where staying together for a month is impressive?! Bless us all.
  19. Artsy pictures.
    You might as well Instagram your man card being revoked because that is essentially what is happening.
  20. Not favoriting my tweets.
    I’m hysterical, I swear!

Overall, v unimpressed.

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Ali Hin

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to or by smoke signal.

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