At my state school, like many others, Greek life is very popular. I myself am in a sophomore in a sorority, and of course I have many friends in my chapter and others. When you’re constantly surrounded by members of Greek life, you can’t help but laugh at some of the cliché things they say and do. Over the past week I have been taking note of some of the most ridiculous, stereotypical statements that have been said by the sorority girls I surround myself with. Granted, I do not mean to promote the negative stereotypes that sorority girls sometimes hold, but some of this shit was just too funny not to document.
Like, what an effing betch.
Freshman fifteen comin’ in hot.
HA. Classic. Yes, you were.
Please do us all a favor and make sure your whale tail is not visible. Thank you.
She said, as she stuffed her face with therapy chocolates.
Rally, girl. Rally.
Ah, the classic ‘personality’ excuse. At least your priorities are in line.
Obviously the only logical solution.
Like, maybe like, if you didn’t say ‘like’ every like, two seconds. Like.
A very appropriate ‘WTF’ moment. Sounds like a grade A fuckin’ creep.
I was puzzled. Quite an interesting way to start a cat fight.
I’m not gonna lie, she smelled really bad.
To go with her oversized long sleeve t-shirt.
Wow, are you not just the epitome of a sorority girl? I bet you don’t like yogurt either, just non-fat Greek yogurt, am I right?
I mean, yeah, I guess if you’re really sitting there thinking about it, which is also weird as fuck.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Obviously, a sorority is so much more than the clichés non-members thrive on promoting exclusively. Still, everyone slips up sometimes, myself included, and it’s usually quite comical. I will continue to document these things when I can, because I love this shit. Keep it up sorority girls, you’re doin’ great.