With formal season quickly approaching, it’s time you brace yourself. Brace yourself with the reality of the shit show, hot mess of an event that is formal.
Everyone knows the key to a hot bod is eating nothing but salad for two whole days after weeks of drunken Taco Bell.
When formal is on Friday 🙃 pic.twitter.com/uMlhHRvPvH
— melissa (@melissuuh_) May 2, 2016
This mom found the cooler painting solution we’ve all been searching for.
Asked my mom to buy me a cooler for formal and send it to me… She sends me this "cute" one sos pic.twitter.com/uFjjXxAjZM
— Lauren (@llaurlo) May 9, 2016
Remembering you actually have to have a date, as in like, a boy.
How y'all gettin' these boys to marry you after only 6 months?????? Like I just want a formal date…..?????
— Kat Hillyard (@kathrynhillyard) May 10, 2016
But keeping your standards high and realistic.
when your formal date was diplo pic.twitter.com/h61Y8RUTlq
— kelsey (@kelseydock11) May 1, 2016
Formal = Drunk Christmas.
Formal day is like Christmas morning except with a lot more vodka
— rich homie bron (@dontbrihayden) April 29, 2016
Having friends for the things that really matter. Boob management.
You know it's real when your best friend says she will help you tape your boobs for formal ❤️
— kellie™ (@kelliehamrickk) May 3, 2016
The ultimate terror of still being “sober” after four shots of whatever God forsaken flavored vodka was available and a mixed drink.
— Laura Bihlear (@LBihlear25) April 29, 2016
But then those four shots kick in (and then some) and yet you somehow still get in.
— Meags (@MeaghanMalin) May 1, 2016
It’s like recruitment all over again!
When you get a cute dress for formal but so does every other girl there pic.twitter.com/lTW1wMuBlC
— Sommer Denkin (@SBDenkin) May 3, 2016
*avoids temptation to dance on every raised surface*
— ariana (@helloariana_) April 23, 2016
Krumping lives on.
Recently I was informed that at DZ formal we krumped to lil mama's "lip gloss" & I'm so sorry
— annika (@annika_jernigan) April 28, 2016
I won "Frat Rat" last year & "Life of the Party" at this year's formal.. S/O to my parents for raising me, I love making you guys proud‼️😉
— KB (@karabiernat) May 1, 2016
Better than dean’s list tbh.
This is the award I won't at my sorority formal this weekend. Happy to serve 💁🏻 pic.twitter.com/HtSAhOnCu2
— Anna Rowley (@A_Rowl) May 2, 2016
Sometimes not even autocorrect can help you in your time of need.
When you find lost drunk convos from formal 💀 pic.twitter.com/s4pPRfuOg3
— Gabba Gabba (@gabnow12) April 11, 2016
Nipples are in now, didn’t you hear?
— Angelina (@Angelina_May95) March 21, 2016
Shame! Shame! Shaaaame!
— KGS (@kelsey_spessard) May 1, 2016
…and to all a good night.
'Twas the day after formal, and all through the campus everyone was sore, from twerking off their asses.
— Caitlin Cook (@caitcooks) May 8, 2016
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