Because there aren’t enough power couples in the world, Ellie Goulding and Prince Harry are now allegedly seeing each other. The two have been spotted out at a polo tournament together – how British – and have been texting one another for a few months. Here is some incriminating evidence showcasing their apparent love.
— Yahoo Celebrity UK (@YahooCelebUK) June 8, 2016
— hitz fm (@hitzdotfm) June 9, 2016
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) June 8, 2016
Scandalous, right? Reports even suggest that the two partook in a classy ~smooch~ while canoodling under a blanket, because Prince Harry can’t be too scandalous, after all. The duo met back in 2011 when Ellie performed at Will and Kate’s wedding. So besides having mad connections, here are a few other things that Ellie is going to gain by dating the royal bachelor.
- Media attention.
Because nobody knows who is Ellie Goulding anyways.
- Access to tiaras.
Okay, so “The Princess Diaries” may have been an exaggeration.
- Endless crumpets.
And mimosas. Royal mimosas.
- Casually crashing in Buckingham Palace.
Imagine seeing the Queen in her slippers.
- (Sexy) bodyguards.
Just in case things don’t work out with Harry.
- An insurance policy on your uterus.
It could eventually carry the future princes and princesses.
- Being BFFs with Kate Middleton.
And any good BFF shares her closet.
- Babysitting Will and Kate’s children.
The kids are quite literally in charge.
- Immediately becoming friends with world leaders.
What, like you don’t have Obama on speed dial?
- Having excuses to wear hats.
What is it with the royal family and their hats?
- Unlimited tea.
But really, where are my mimosas at?
- Bragging rights.
Only royalty I’ve dated are the royal assholes.
- Having your dates be to galas and balls.
Setting the bar hella high for the wedding.
- Free travel.
I mean, you technically have to visit the foreign diplomats. In the Bahamas.
- Pressure for your future boyfriends.
Yeah, so I used to date a prince. Nbd..